I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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