it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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