I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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