Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You're a disaster
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