Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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