I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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