he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
