omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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