Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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