Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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