I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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