that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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