I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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