exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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