32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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