with your own penis?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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