talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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