so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Randomize
