Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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