So drunk, too bad you don't want this
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Panties = found
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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