WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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