yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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