I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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