He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
