At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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