i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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