Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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