no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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