sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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