I'm lost and stupid without you.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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