If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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