dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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