Buhtt sex?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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