But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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