and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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