We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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