she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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