you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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