what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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