when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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