If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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