Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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