My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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