After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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