I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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