White coat. Heels.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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