whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need a beard to bite.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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