I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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