Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
