i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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