Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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