So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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