your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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