In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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